Story: “Snake Ladies” (Episode 2)

    Anita went out leaving me all to myself. I couldn’t help but to pity her. She truly loves me and i am yet to proposed to her.

    My mind drifted back to segun and Ayo. My two friends who had graduated with me from the same university. We all had been looking for jobs but to no avail.

    After several attempts. Segun and Ayo gave up. They kept their CV aside and before a month or two, i saw them driving the latest car in town.


    Tuesday afternoon about 5 months back. I was going home after another unsuccessful trial when two cars stopped and park in front of me..

    Me: *shouting as the car almost hit me* are you mad, what sort of rubbish is this. Are you stupid.

    Is it because you now owned a car thats why you think you rule this world.

    I was busy shouting when the occupant in the car whined down the glass.

    Me: *shouting in surprise* segun, segun, is this really you… Jesus!!!

    I ran down to the other side and saw Ayo sitting down on the driver’s sit in the other car.

    They both came down and we hugged each other passionately.

    Me: chaiii, see the way una fresh

    segun: Idris, idris.. Longest time

    Ayo: Idris my nigga, so you still dey hunt for job?

    Me: my brother, na so we see am for this country oo.. So una don get work as drivers and una no fit holla ur boy. E no good oo..

    Segun & Ayo: hahahaha. U dey craze ooo.

    Ayo: so you still dey do this your funny mumu thing?

    Segun: abi oo, na our car be this na…

    Me: *shouting* Jesus, na lie you dey lie. After being jobless. Wait a minute, so una don enter money ritual abi.

    Segun & Ayo: hahahaha, see mumu oo.. You no know the latest work for town again

    Me: wetin be the latest work?

    Ayo: segun gist am abeg!

    Segun: idris, na SUGAR MUMMY biz dey rain oo..

    Me: God forbid!! So una dey sleep with grandmama for money. Tofiakwa.

    Ayo: mumu, dem no be grandmama. Infact some of them dey be married women wey their husband travel and need someone to warm their bed..

    Segun: yes oo.. Money make them fine well well and idris believe me, them go baff you with money. Them go change your situation. All you need do is to accept them, we fit currently hook you with oneself.

    Me: God forbid. I no fit sleep with my mama mate abeg. Situation never reach like that.

    We talked about so many things before we parted ways. They gave me about #30,000 and i was glad. Anita was glad too but i made sure she did not know the kind of business they are into.


    Me: never, i will never sleep with my mother’s mate..

    I looked at the wall clock and the time was late. I lay on my bed and drifted to sleep with an empty stomach…………To be continued.



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